A lot of my friends ask to touch my head. I just stand there and get stroked for five minutes. It’s a free massage.
I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir
This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel
I’m going to get a bigger glass and add more mixer and have way too much to drink: The Thrilling Conclusion
send this to an ex, crush, friend, parent, sibling, cousin, teacher. it works for all.
I DIDN’T KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT, BUT IT WASN’T THAT
Please don’t send this to your teacher
So, of all the possible a capella songs to have, the host at my usual (i.e. weekly) karaoke spot has this. One of my favorite things in the world is seeing the reactions in the room from people who’ve never heard it before; best moment ever was guys coming up to me a couple of weeks after I sang it once all, “OH MY GOD YOU SANG THAT SONG WE WENT AND LOOKED IT UP AS SOON AS WE GOT HOME.”
In conclusion: best. song. ever.
GIVE ME A TITLE IN MY ASKBOX
- QUEEN/KING OF _____???
- PRINCESS/PRINCE OF _____???
- EMPRESS/EMPEROR OF _____???
- HEIR TO _____???
- GOD/GODDESS OF _____???
- OVERLORD OF _____???
- GUARDIAN/PROTECTOR OF ____???
- THE PATRON SAINT OF ____???
- MASTER/MISTRESS OF ____???