ships in which someone speaks English as a second language (◡‿◡✿)
ships where that someone slips into foreign swearing when upset (◕‿◕✿)
ships where that someone moans out foreign endearments when they’re with their lovers (ʘ‿ʘ✿)
SHIPS WITH BILINGUAL LOVERS (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧*:・ﾟ✧
For all my kitchen witches.
This is all super important to know even if you don’t cook/bake, because one time I confused teaspoon and tablespoon when taking medication with codeine and passed out on the couch for 14 hours.
Or you could just learn to count by fucking 10 and use the metric system. Which doesn’t need a complicated ass chart to remember/understand.
I’m pretty sure that we tried that once in the 80’s and it was met with so much resistance that it just didn’t happen. In the meantime, please appreciate the very neat graphic made with the Imperial system which curiously resembles the Tree of Life in Kabballah… which is the primary reason why I posted this in the first place.
The many ways to tie a scarf. I think NYC looks the most difficult but also the cutest. Which one’s your favorite?
In this world only winter is certain. We may lose our heads, it’s true … but what if we prevail?
- finds the other persons wallet on the street and goes on a quest to give it back au
- the only two people at a bar rooting for the same football team au
- dentist waiting room au (seriously that shit takes so long)
- waiting for a flight that gets delayed au
- street magician au
- take the same bus every morning au
- "stop talking during the movie i am trying to watch dick bag" au
- having each other’s names on coke bottles and discovering it in the line to pay au
sooo I’m reeeeaaaaaaallly close 1k which is amazing?!? I’m still pretty amazed about this because when i joined this website i never thought i would actually get over 5 lmao.. So here are most of the people who made my experience on this website so lovely, thanks a lot guys uwu
lame peoplefriends: bold
~A - D~abstergo-entertainment ⚜ agentoftheorder ⚜ alistairy ⚜ altaiiir ⚜ altair ⚜ altairschronicles ⚜ anoratheirin ⚜ aquilaofarkham⚜ arkonsos ⚜ arno-dorians ⚜ arnodorian ⚜ aspio ⚜ augustne⚜ avelinedegrande ⚜ avelinedegrandpre⚜ aydenpearce ⚜ bookersdewitt ⚜ cccrystalclear⚜ cervvo ⚜ chaoticpirate ⚜ connorkawaii ⚜ connormonbebe ⚜ delsinsrowes ⚜ dewittie ⚜ dunwall
~E - K~elcorr ⚜ elementzeros ⚜ elizabethcomstalker⚜ endrae ⚜ enrychan ⚜ eruren⚜ esteljune ⚜ evescontroller ⚜ ezio-auditore-morning-glory ⚜ felitomkinson⚜ gaarrett ⚜ gamersbliss ⚜ gamersdaily ⚜ gristol ⚜ haythams ⚜ hwoaarang⚜ hythmknwy ⚜ icloudya⚜ indiansummersunset ⚜ ironbully ⚜ iures ⚜ janinebrody ⚜ joelmillur ⚜ kaldwins ⚜ kaniehtiio ⚜ kate-connors ⚜ kayuisama
~L - O~ladytenenbaum ⚜ letsgetonwithit ⚜ lizzystride ⚜ llutece ⚜ lshimura ⚜ madspinkman ⚜ maliks-butt ⚜ miikasa ⚜ monteriggioni ⚜ mrsattano ⚜ nagekis⚜ natesdonutshop ⚜ nchuandzel ⚜ night-and-sleep ⚜ normandys ⚜ officialedwardkenway ⚜ omni-herramientas
~P - Z~perishx ⚜ petrqill⚜ punk-auditore ⚜ rebeccacrane⚜ renegademage ⚜ rickytrager ⚜ rouya ⚜ salzarslytherin ⚜ sassassinates ⚜ sexbutt ⚜ sheprd ⚜ shiernimoriyama ⚜ shockeyjockey ⚜ silscruse ⚜ ssophoo ⚜ ssv-normandy ⚜ stephsmontenegro ⚜ taeminjonghyunn ⚜ templar-queen ⚜ the-eagle-vision ⚜ thegreatalpha ⚜ thisgirlgames ⚜ thisguygames⚜ touchmebuttons ⚜ unitology ⚜ venetianassasssin⚜ vidick⚜ vvhaler ⚜ wedontgivethatup ⚜ zen-chan ⚜ zevranarinais ⚜ zevransbutt
[B L O G R O L L]I did this with the help of the mobile app but its very likely that i accidentally skipped someone so please check out my blogroll as well!
also i dont know when to call some people friends or not so if youre not bolded im most likely too shy to bold u haha
Bless u my sweet ur too cute ❤️
This isn’t the age of spies. This is not even the age of heroes. This is the age of miracles… and there’s nothing more horrifying than a miracle.
you could be sad about your otp but consider:
- one making awful breakfast for the other and the other eating it because they appreciate it that much
- one putting their ridiculous music on in the car and singing along while the other sits in the passenger seat with their head in their hands
- the two of them going down to the beach and one getting sunburned really badly so the other slathers them with aloe gel when they get home
- one getting home from work later than the other and stretching out on top of them like a big lazy cat while they sit on the couch in front of the tv
- one inexplicably bringing home an animal and refusing to drop it at the shelter so they and the other have to take care of it
- the both of them going out to a park and getting ice cream to sit with and eat on a bench
- one sending memes to the other while they’re at work so much they turn their phone off in exasperation
- one giving the other their jacket and not getting it back from the other until it stops smelling like them